Wednesday, March 11, 2020

A Dad on Reddit Realized His Sons New Toy Is Actually Moms Menstrual Cup, And Were Laugh-Crying

A Dad on Reddit Realized His Sons New Toy Is Actually Moms Menstrual Cup, And Were Laugh-Crying As someone who hasnt personally used a menstrual cup and yet is fascinated by them I mean, really, how do they stay UP there for hours? Im ready and willing for someone to properly explain their mechanics to me. And according to Reddit user sothishappened2 posted in delightful play-by-play his tale of discovering hed been letting his son play with his wifes menstrual cup for days as a toy. And we, as well as the internet at large, cant stop cackling.Things started off innocently enough.My wife is working out of town for a couple weeks, the dad wrote. Sometime over the weekend I leidiced my son playing with this little silicone cup that kinda looked like a tulip. I asked him what it went to and what it did and he proceeded to show me its versatility over the next few days it helped the Paw Patrol save the town, it was a treasure chest holding tiny pebbles guarded by pirates, a force fiel d protecting a space ship. It came with us to the park, grocery shopping, and even out to dinner one night. I loved that it had its own little satchel and assumed it just went to a play set.Versatile is right From being a receptacle capable of holding 65% of the average persons period blood at once to park pal to dinner table companion, this cup was clearly seeing a lot of action.Then, things really got interesting.Fast forward to this morning, the dad writes, and as were getting ready for school Alexa reminds us that its show and tell today at school.So, what does his son grab, of course, but his new special new silicone friend.I pick him up after school and his teacher asks to speak with me, he continues. My son looks happy so I figure hes not in trouble, or if he is in trouble he did something cheeky that hes proud of.The teacher went on to inform sothishappened2 that his son had brought in an interesting item in for show and tell, at which point the dad agrees it is an interest ing toy, right? Weve been playing with that thing for days, he added.The full convo on Reddit is worth a read but, unsurprisingly, it culminates in the dad understanding just how special his sons new toy is. His wife laughed hysterically upon hearing the news, but the discovery seems to have changed relatively little for his son.My son is non the wiser and is having a tea party with the cup right now, he added.Heres hoping the mom got a new cup out of this blunder, at least--

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